Category: Funny Quotes
Good Morning Angels
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what fuckin little joy you still have in life... The[more...]
Good morning Angels
Its not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean. Its whether the captain stays in port long enough for all passengers[more...]
Your Hilarious Morning Quote
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of fuckin nothing.
Morning Quotes
Scrabble has added terms like "innit", "thang" and "grrl" to its list of acceptable terms. Because if there is one thing people who say "innit",[more...]
Morning Quotes
Today is National School Nurses Day. But since there is no school, let’s just go ahead check ourselves for head lice. Good Morning Angels!!
Morning Quotes
When machines finally rise up against humans, I just hope to God I'm nowhere near a fucking dildo factory!…
Quotes from a Broad
This morning I read an article that the average person has 8 different sexual partners in their lifetime. This morning I also learned that I'm[more...]
Ester Goldberg’s Deliriously Fabulous Quotes
The world is your oyster , its up to you to find the fuckin pearls! [caption id="attachment_245" align="alignleft" width="300"] Ester Goldberg's deliriously Fabulous Quotes[/caption]
Ester Goldberg’s Deliriously Fabulous Quotes
...Don't ever forget the "L" when you Google Grandfather clock... [caption id="attachment_245" align="alignleft" width="300"] Ester Goldberg's deliriously Fabulous Quotes[/caption]
Ester Goldberg’s Deliriously Fabulous Quotes
Some one asked me why I don't have any tattoos.. So is said "do you see a Ferrari with fuckin stickers?" [caption id="attachment_245" align="alignleft" width="300"][more...]