HOW TO BREAK UP A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO FORMER LESBIAN LOVERS…FIRE ANTS!

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As much as people joke about catfights, it's HARD to break up a legit girl-on-girl fight.  Mostly because ladies fight DIRTY, they fight SCRATCHY, and it almost takes an act of God to get them to let go of each other's hair.  Like this . . .

20-year-old Kanisha Nicole Noelle Altidor is a lesbian in Naples, Florida.  And on Monday, she got into a serious brawl with her LESBIAN EX . . . whose name hasn't been released.

  Fire_ant_attack_2 Kanisha had been babysitting her ex's kids, and the ex got home later than Kanisha expected.  When the ex wouldn't say where she'd been, the two started fighting. 

Kanisha started punching her ex in the face, pulling her hair, and choking her.  Eventually she threw her to the ground, and even bit her face.

Luckily for Kanisha's lesbian lover, that's when a pack of FIRE ANTS finally intervened.  The ants started stinging both of them, and the two lovely ladies had to stop fighting.

Kanisha was arrested on suspicion of domestic battery by strangulation and criminal mischief. 

Read the story at Naples News

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