Category: You can’t make this up
Top Things You Never Want to Hear From Your Prom Date ( yes its PROM season)
Prom season is in full swing. So remember, angels: Drink responsibly, use protection, and pray to God up above you don't encounter anything from today's[more...]
TED Cruz Republican hypocrite endorses Trump
Ted Cruz has decided to endorse Donald Trump for president. In related news, doctors say X-rays taken in search of his spine are: inconclusive. [caption[more...]
RICHARD DREYFUSS: Confirms He’s Still Alive to all the dumb ass clueless people
Actor Richard Dreyfuss went on Twitter Sunday night after the Emmy Awards to confirm that (a) he is not dead and that (b) he is[more...]
Deliriously Fabulous Morning Quotes
Yesterday was Mexican Independence Day. Donald Trump called President Enrique Peña Nieto to wish him a happy Cinco de Mayo... [caption id="attachment_240" align="alignleft" width="300"] the[more...]
Cable News Networks Are Trump’s Greatest Suckers and Morons
Desperate and truly responsible for the rise of this lying scumbag.. the media got "trumped" once again..
“THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS” LYING Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses?
Guess who got fingered? Presidential candidate Ted Cruz is trying to sidestep an explosive “dirt file” on the finger-wagging conservative senator! And the new issue[more...]
Man arrested for not returning a FREDDIE GOT FINGERED VHS tape — 14 years later
Someone got fingered and it wasn't Freddie!!! A man pulled over in a routine traffic stop found himself behind bars over a long-overdue copy of[more...]
Man steals BMW he tried to buy with food stamp card
I'd a like a loaf of bread, some government Cheese and that BMW over there! [caption id="attachment_194" align="alignleft" width="409"] EBT BMW[/caption] Authorities in Florida have[more...]
Flight Attendant Bolts LAX Without her 60 pounds Cocaine and Gucci Shoes
This Crazy bitch had the coke in her carry on and left her GUCCI pumps and 60 pounds of cocaine behind!!! [caption id="attachment_188" align="alignleft" width="225"][more...]