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Top Things You Never Want to Hear From Your Prom Date ( yes its PROM season)

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TED Cruz Republican hypocrite endorses Trump

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RICHARD DREYFUSS: Confirms He’s Still Alive to all the dumb ass clueless people

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Deliriously Fabulous Morning Quotes

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“THE CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS” LYING Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses?

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Flight Attendant Bolts LAX Without her 60 pounds Cocaine and Gucci Shoes

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