Funny Quotes
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Good morning Angels
Its not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean. Its whether the captain stays in port long enough for all passengers to GET OFF..
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Your Hilarious Morning Quote
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of fuckin nothing.
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Morning Quotes
Scrabble has added terms like "innit", "thang" and "grrl" to its list of acceptable terms. Because if there is one thing people who say "innit", "thang" and "grrl" enjoy, it's playing fuckin Scrabble.
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Morning Quotes
Today is National School Nurses Day. But since there is no school, let’s just go ahead check ourselves for head lice. Good Morning Angels!!
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Morning Quotes
When machines finally rise up against humans, I just hope to God I'm nowhere near a fucking dildo factory!…
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Quotes from a Broad
This morning I read an article that the average person has 8 different sexual partners in their lifetime. This morning I also learned that I'm a big f-ckin Whore.
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Deliriously Fabulous
Ester Goldberg’s Deliriously Fabulous Quotes
The world is your oyster , its up to you to find the fuckin pearls!  
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Deliriously Fabulous
Ester Goldberg’s Deliriously Fabulous Quotes
...Don't ever forget the "L" when you Google Grandfather clock...
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Deliriously Fabulous
Ester Goldberg’s Deliriously Fabulous Quotes
Some one asked me why I don't have any tattoos.. So is said "do you see a Ferrari with fuckin stickers?"
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Deliriously Fabulous
Ester Goldberg’s Deliriously Fabulous Quotes
Two cops in Upstate New York have been suspended after they used a golf cart to run down and kill a groundhog. When they woke up the next day they did it again. And then the next day, and then the next day, and then the next day. Ester Goldberg [...]
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