By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what fuckin little joy you still have in life... The[more...]
Its not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean. Its whether the captain stays in port long enough for all passengers[more...]
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of fuckin nothing.
Scrabble has added terms like "innit", "thang" and "grrl" to its list of acceptable terms. Because if there is one thing people who say "innit",[more...]
Today is National School Nurses Day. But since there is no school, let’s just go ahead check ourselves for head lice. Good Morning Angels!!
When machines finally rise up against humans, I just hope to God I'm nowhere near a fucking dildo factory!…
...Don't ever forget the "L" when you Google Grandfather clock... [caption id="attachment_245" align="alignleft" width="300"] Ester Goldberg's deliriously Fabulous Quotes[/caption]
Some folks say SIZE doesn't matter but, i have yet to meet anyone who owns a three inch Crooked vibrator... [caption id="attachment_245" align="alignleft" width="300"] Ester[more...]
Yesterday was Mexican Independence Day. Donald Trump called President Enrique Peña Nieto to wish him a happy Cinco de Mayo... [caption id="attachment_240" align="alignleft" width="300"] the[more...]
I want to welcome everyone to my Newly redesigned WEBSITE.. its part of an "ALL NEW ME". This new website designed by my friend, Diego[more...]